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“Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.”
Adrienne Gusoff
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
W. C. Fields
“That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.”
Woody Allen
“Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush
“Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.”
Bertrand Russell
“There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.”
C.S. Lewis
“I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it”
“If there is reincarnation, I'dd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.”
“It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.”
Marge Piercy
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