(1766 quotes found)
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'”
Woody Allen
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
W. C. Fields
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal
“Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man”
Peter Porter
“That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.”
“Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.”
Peter Ustinov
“Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.”
Madonna
“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct”
William Somerset Maugham
“How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”
Will Durst
“A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are”
Victor Lownes
