(1539 quotes found)
“There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.”
William Somerset Maugham
“The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
Woody Allen
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal
“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson
“Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love”
Bertrand Russell
“That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.”
“Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.”
Peter Ustinov
“In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.”
Nora Ephron
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.”
Harlan Ellison