(1766 quotes found)
“I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.”
Groucho Marx
“Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.”
Scott Roeben
“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
Henry Kissinger
“Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.”
Adrienne Gusoff
“Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows”
John Callahan
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
Brendan Behan
“There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.”
William Somerset Maugham
“Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.”
Harlan Ellison
“Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.”
Ann Landers
“Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.”
Woody Allen
