(78 quotes found)
“I suppose there were moonless nights and dark ones with but a silver shaving and pale stars in the sky, but I remember them all as flooded with the rich indolence of a full moon.”
Willa Sibert Cather
“My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!”
Davy Crockett
“It was the shaving that bothered me the most. I'm not a great fan of shaving and I had to be really clean-shaven, hands, head, hairline, all the fluff off my face, everything except my eyebrows, so this sheen, this kind of polish they used on me, would stick.”
Jude Law
“"Upon shaving off one's beard." The scissors cut the long-grown hair; the razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, bug-eyed, I stare at the forgotten boy I was.”
John Updike
“A barber learns to shave by shaving fools”
Romanian Proverb
“A shave, please, but don't cut my throat. I may want to do it later myself.”
Casey Stengel
“The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning”
Cowboy Proverb
“I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!”
Lee Ryan
