(106 quotes found)
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
George Carlin
“It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs...”
Anna Kournikova
“The faster you go, the shorter you are.”
Albert Einstein
“I made sure no butt cheek hung out, ... You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.”
Jessica Simpson
“The finer the bait, the shorter the wait!”
Frank Gorshin
“The happier the moment the shorter.”
Pliny The Elder
“Sermons are like piecrust, the shorter the better”
Austin O'Malley
“I feel that women stay in coaching for a shorter amount of time than their male counterparts for several reasons. Women tend to weigh the pros and cons of an extra job regarding the amount of satisfaction they get from the job.”
C.J. Stevens
“The school district has asked for a shorter lease and we are working with them in that direction.”
Checky Herrington
“We still had yet to have a ticket unsold. The show is a little bit shorter in Fort Lauderdale, which I think is creating more urgency and demand. We expect that we'll sell out even quicker.”
Brian Harris
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