(124 quotes found)
“My roommate said, 'I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?' It's like some weird-a** quiz, where he reveals the answer first.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I sing around the house, in the shower.”
Aaron Neville
“Thou waterest the ridges thereof abundantly: thou settlest the furrows thereof: thou makest it soft with showers: thou blessest the springing thereof.”
Bible
“Therefore the showers have been withholden, and there hath been no latter rain; and thou hadst a whore's forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed.”
“Once he (Woods) hit the second shot on 18, I went up and took a shower,”
Chris DiMarco
“So there's not much you can do, except hit the showers, ... I mean, I just got an out and am thinking of finishing the inning. It's not even six innings ... ”
David Wells
“You can't floss your teeth. Showering is tough. Sleeping. Everything is a little bit tougher.”
Derrek Lee
“April showers brings May flowers.”
English Proverb
“All my life, affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it”
George Bernard Shaw
“I haven't had a shower since Saturday, That's a bunch of crap.”
George Bush
