(2023 quotes found)
“I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars."”
Stephen Wright
“The whole visible universe is but a storehouse of images and signs to which the imagination will give a relative place and value; it is a sort of pasture which the imagination must digest and transform.”
Charles Baudelaire
“I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.”
Steven Wright
“A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services”
Daniel J. Boorstin
“Never sign a Valentine with your own name.”
Charles Dickens
“If you don't get what you want, it's a sign either that you did not seriously want it, or that you tried to bargain over the price”
Rudyard Kipling
“Whenever there are great virtues, it's a sure sign something's wrong”
Bertolt Brecht
“I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said Sorry, we're closed. You don't have to be sorry. It's 3a.m. and your a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, hey I was here at 3a.m and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Hello Montreal! 'Fuck You' would be a good sign at your highways!”
Billie Joe Armstrong
“The sign brings customers”
Jean de La Fontaine
