(2023 quotes found)
“And many other signs truly did Jesus in the presence of his disciples, which are not written in this book: / But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.”
Bible
“And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia; / So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.”
“I was walking down the street at 3am, and I passed a dry cleaner. The sign in the window said -"Sorry, We're Closed". You don't have to be sorry. It's 3am. And you're a dry cleaners. Its not like I was gonna come back at 10 and say "Hey man, I was here at 3 and you guys were closed... somebody owes me an apology."”
Mitch Hedberg
“Shaquille O'Neal, ... has signed a five-year, $100-million contract extension with the Miami Heat. ...Actually, they offered him $200 million if he would practice his free throws, but he said no.”
Jay Leno
“Who else I sign depends on the market, maybe one, maybe two more,”
Rafael Benitez
“A plain white handkerchief is the sure sign of a confident and elegant dresser.”
Alan Fusser
“Obviously, you're always wishing you could go out and sign a Reggie White, but those players don't make it to free agency anymore, ... So you kind of do what you can and outside of that you work hard and get everybody on the same page with the defensive coordinator. And hope it all works.”
Ted Thompson
“I know that when I signed with Suzuki, I didn't know it was going to be as good as it was. I was confident in my abilities and in the team and you've just got to give it up for Suzuki and all my sponsors - it's a long list, my wife, my parents... It's been a long career and a fun one.”
Ricky Carmichael
“In show biz you are where you live. Real estate is the key to who has been signed, dumped, divorced, defrocked, deflowered, disbarred, arrested, disgraced, married and multiplied.”
Pamela Lansden
“From the very get-go, everyone was aware of this: what's the point of signing up if no one's going to do it?”
Bob Geldof
