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“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
“I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'”
“A woman's life can really be a succession of lives, each revolving around some emotionally compelling situation or challenge, and each marked off by some intense experience.”
Wallis Simpson Duchess of Windsor
“Forgive me for not writing but this man is exhausting.”
“Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid.
Stupid like a fox!”
“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”
“(Homer) There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! (Bart) Isn't that the wrong way? (Homer) Yes, but faster!”
“Maaaarge I'm Bored (Marge) Why don't you read something? (Homer) Cause I'm trying to RedUCE my bordem.”
“(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.”
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