(838 quotes found)
“I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!”
Dan Castellaneta
“I'm not comparing Bush to Adolf Hitler - because George Bush, for one thing, is not as smart as Adolf Hitler.”
David Clennon
“We shouldn't have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.”
Dan Quayle
“I'm not smart, but I like to observe. Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.”
Bernard M. Baruch
“I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.”
George Clooney
“If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.”
Courtney Love
“If he's so smart, how come he's dead?”
Homer Simpson
“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.”
George W. Bush
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
Garrison Keillor
“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.”
Winnie the Pooh
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