(855 quotes found)
“I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!”
Dan Castellaneta
“Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.”
Yul Brynner
“I'm not comparing Bush to Adolf Hitler - because George Bush, for one thing, is not as smart as Adolf Hitler.”
David Clennon
“We shouldn't have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.”
Dan Quayle
“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.”
Winnie the Pooh
“The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on”
Frank Zappa
“If he's so smart, how come he's dead?”
Homer Simpson
“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.”
George W. Bush
“I'm not smart, but I like to observe. Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.”
Bernard M. Baruch
“I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.”
George Clooney
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