(933 quotes found)
“Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.”
George W. Bush
“I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.”
George Clooney
“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
Garrison Keillor
“If he's so smart, how come he's dead?”
Homer Simpson
“If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.”
Courtney Love
“A smart model is a good model.”
Tyra Banks
“Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.”
Art Hoppe
“I was street-smart- but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive”
Carrie Fisher
