(855 quotes found)
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
Garrison Keillor
“If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.”
Courtney Love
“If he's so smart, how come he's dead?”
Homer Simpson
“Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.”
Alan Alda
“Many women remain unmarried only because they were too smart to ever marry a man dumb enough to marry them.”
Claude Marchand
“While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or three times a century to take it away from them.”
Will Rogers
“I was street-smart- but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive”
Carrie Fisher
“A smart model is a good model.”
Tyra Banks
“Smart tyrants retire rich”
Voltaire
“The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All I ever had was a fastball, a curve and a changeup and I did pretty good.”
Dizzy Dean
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