(923 quotes found)
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
Gerard Way
“It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake”
Mark Twain
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
Woody Allen
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.”
William Shakespeare
“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms!Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health!. . . This love feel I.”
“Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less”
Dan Quayle
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
Bob Marley
“It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.”
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