(941 quotes found)
“If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog”
George Bernard Shaw
“Saying sulfates do not cause acid rain is the same as saying that smoking does not cause lung cancer.”
Drew Lewis
“I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.”
Joe Namath
“Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.”
Florence King
“If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There exists, therefore, outside alkaloids and habit, a sense for opium, an intangible habit which lives on, despite the recasting of the organism. The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house.”
Jean Cocteau
“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”
George F. Burns
“I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he smoke some shots. A little refinement on Tiger's short game and there'll be nothing. He's already pretty darn imposing.”
Corey Pavin
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”
Mark Twain
“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”
George Dennison Prentice
“We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.”
Bob Dole
