(922 quotes found)
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
Gerard Way
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
Woody Allen
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake”
Mark Twain
“Smoke 'em if you got 'em.”
Tre Cool
“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.”
“Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less”
Dan Quayle
“Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms!Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health!. . . This love feel I.”
William Shakespeare
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.”
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