(925 quotes found)
“COME ON YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH YOU UNDERSTAND, I MEAN I'M IN THE STH I WANT SOME SP”
Mitch Hedberg
“The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.”
Will Rogers
“Mississippi begins in a lobby of a Memphis, Tennessee hotel and extends south to the Gulf of Mexico”
William Faulkner
“Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then.”
Billy Joel
“In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way when they back up.”
Dave Barry
“He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.”
W. H. Auden
“Storytelling and copulation are the two chief forms of amusement in the South. They're inexpensive and easy to procure.”
Robert Penn Warren
“Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory.”
Brooks Hays
“The compact which exists between the North and the South is a covenant with death and an agreement with hell.”
William Lloyd Garrison
“I went on the South Beach Diet for it. I trained for six days a week, two-and-a-half hours a day. I was determined to look good in those shorts.”
Jessica Simpson
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