(1294 quotes found)
“If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?”
Stephen Wright
“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
Dave Barry
“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
Arthur Schopenhauer
“I would my horse had the speed of your tongue . . .”
William Shakespeare
“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
Charles M. Schulz
“A meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant will be bored, all but one mind underused.)”
Dale Dauten
“Speed is a great asset; but it's greater when it's combined with quickness - and there's a big difference.”
Ty Cobb
“Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!”
Admiral David G. Farragut
“The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy”
Karl von Clausewitz
“Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car”
Will Durst
