(145 quotes found)
“My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond 'Z' and start poking around!”
Dr. Seuss
“If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.”
Dan Quayle
“We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.”
Will Rogers
“Nothing you can't spell will ever work.”
“How long have you known me, Jack? And you 'still' can't spell my name.”
Yogi Berra
“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.”
Marshall McLuhan
“He is the true enchanter, whose spell operates, not upon the senses, but upon the imagination and the heart”
Washington Irving
“Jim Bakker spells his name with 2 k's because 3 would be too obvious”
Bill Maher
“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.”
“X in our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will doubtless last as long as the language. X is the sacred symbol of ten dollars, and in such words as Xmas, Xn, etc., stands for Christ, not, as is popular supposed, because it represents a cross, but because the corresponding letter in the Greek alphabet is the initial of his name --_Xristos_. If it represented a cross it would stand for St. Andrew, who "testified" upon one of that shape. In the algebra of psychology x stands for Woman's mind. Words beginning with X are Grecian and will not be defined in this standard English dictionary.”
Ambrose Bierce