(24 quotes found)
“A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!”
Eddie Izzard
“In the heat of a political lifetime, Ronald Reagan innocently squirrels away tidbits of misinformation and then, sometimes years later, casually drops them into his public discourse, like gum balls in a quiche.”
Lucy Howard
“Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes”
Proverb
“All us Youngs could throw. I used to kill squirrels with a stone when I was a kid, and my granddad once killed a turkey buzzard on the fly with a rock.”
Cy Young
“Squirrel-like she covers her back with her tail.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I had to make squirrel noises as Bubbles and without realizing it, I was making the face and putting my fingers up to my face to look like a squirrel and everyone made fun of me for the rest of the day.”
Tara Strong
“This year the squirrel isn't burying any nuts and we're going into the winter on fumes. Unless something dramatic happens, we're looking at a very expensive winter.”
Phil Flynn
“Every blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. It just so happens that two hit me on the head tonight.”
Davis Drewiske
“I'm from Haines City, Fla.. So I guess I was liable to shoot a squirrel with my BB gun every now and again, and maybe throw it in a little bit of hot grease.”
Wayne Gandy
