(403 quotes found)
“Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot!”
Dave Barry
“When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.”
Larry Lujack
“The catalogue of miseries seems to cry out for commercial spots and a station break: the stuff of noonday soap opera.”
Stefan Kanfer
“I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience was a special kind of hell. I came out understanding full well how one could be addicted to 'smack,' and quickly.”
Dan Rather
“It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?”
Dizzy Dean
“Happiness is not a station to arrive at, but a manner of travelling.”
Margaret Lee Runbeck
“The post of honour is a private station.”
Joseph Addison
“I remember we'd roll into gas stations in our beat-up van and I'd tell the attendant, 'I'm going to be an actor!”
River Phoenix
“Four of our stations ran out of at least one grade of gas (on Wednesday) before we could get them supplied again. You can only respond so quickly.”
Jonathan Edwards
“I have yet to find the man, however exalted his station, who did not do better work and put forth greater effort under a spirit of approval than under a spirit of criticism.”
Charles M. Schwab
