(956 quotes found)
“I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.”
Stephen Wright
“The sea all water, yet receives rain still,And in abundance addeth to his store,So thou being rich in will add to thy willOne will of mine to make thy large will more.”
William Shakespeare
“When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?”
“I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars."”
“Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.”
Daniel S. Greenberg
“Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.”
Conan O'Brien
“Providence has nothing good or high in store for one who does not resolutely aim at something high or good. A purpose is the eternal condition of success.”
Thornton Wilder
“The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store”
Kin Hubbard
“I went to the store to bye a candle holder. They didn't have one so I got a cake.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I kinda see my current position like this: 'Here's your five minutes in the toy store, so you gotta do all the good movies you can before Chuck Woolery rings the bell.'”
Ben Affleck
