(51 quotes found)
“A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.”
Mark Twain
“I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy
“The world's a rollercoaster and I am not strapped in.Maybe I should hold with care, but my hands are busy in the air.”
Brandon Boyd
“If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.”
Cameron Diaz
“It's not serious. Her ankle will be strapped up and we will have to see how it reacts,”
Carolina Kluft
“I buckle that chin strap and I'm a different guy. I'm very vocal and I don't like offense of the opposition a whole lot.”
Brian Barber
“Basically, I stole my little brother's toys and strapped them to the hood.”
Ben Anderson
“They didn't want us to start down this road and get financially strapped. But if we don't do this now we're going to be playing catch-up.”
Wayne Jordan
“It would paralyze an already cash-strapped industry. Ultimately, it would probably make the price of gasoline go up.”
Bill Fleischli
“You have to wonder how much they can strap on without impeding their work and making it hard to move around.”
Carol Raulston
