(1110 quotes found)
“I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.''”
Ellen DeGeneres
“One cannot legislate the maniacs off the street... these maniacs can only be shut down by an armed citizenry. Indeed bad things can happen in nations where the citizenry is armed, but not as bad as those which seem to be threatening our disarmed citizenry in this country at this time.”
Jeff Cooper
“Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it”
David Hockney
“Worry compounds the futility of being trapped on a dead-end street. Thinking opens new avenues.”
Cullen Hightower
“I was street-smart- but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive”
Carrie Fisher
“New York's Fulton Street is the Vatican City of fish markets.”
David Michaelis
“You know, I do speak the Queens English. It's just the wrong Queens that's all. It's over the 59th Street Bridge. It's not over the Atlantic Ocean.”
Cyndi Lauper
“You see someone on the street, and essentially what you notice about them is the flaw.”
Diane Arbus
“It's primarily to impress Wall Street.”
Richard Adams
“If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.”
Charles Barkley
