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“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."”
Conan O'Brien
“Woman, you see, is an object of such a kind that study it as much as you will, it is always quite new.”
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
“Study as if you were going to live forever; live as if you were going to die tomorrow.”
Maria Mitchell
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people”
Dan Quayle
“He who studies books alone will know how things ought to be, and he who studies men will know how they are.”
Charles Caleb Colton
“When you are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.”
Epictetus
“BY the study of different RELIGIONS we find that in essence they are one.”
Swami Vivekananda
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”
Tina Fey
“You go to school, you get a master's degree, you study Shakespeare and you wind up being famous for plastic glasses”
Sally Jessy Raphael
“To understand God's thoughts we must study statistics, for these are the measure of His purpose”
Florence Nightingale
