(194 quotes found)
“Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.”
Conan O'Brien
“We live in the 21st century, the wisest generation yet to come, where you have the freedom to say anything you want, sue anyone and for anything, and wear a trash bag in style.”
Aleksandr Sebryakov
“I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."”
Will Rogers
“If we had a girl, my wife wanted to call her "Sue" -- a lovely name, but which for Jews is generally a verb...”
Dennis Wolfberg
“My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.”
Charles Barkley
“We were not born to sue, but to command.”
William Shakespeare
“If you have a party and someone injures themselves in your apartment, they could also sue you for their own injuries. Or if you accidentally overflow the bathtub, your landlord could hold you responsible for damage to the property based on your negligence. That's another good reason to have insurance.”
Carolyn Gorman
“The 30 days have passed. Pennington couldn't sue anybody anymore.”
Burt Odelson
“Were not looking to sue them. We just want them to stop.”
Bill Grant
“How can a user turn around and sue for this? They're the ones who decided to commit copyright infringement.”
Charles Baker
