(3421 quotes found)
“I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy - something like that.”
Jack Handy
“Yesterday American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of Iraqis. Not surprisingly, the Iraqis handed the British food back.”
Conan O'Brien
“The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.”
Voltaire
“Nothing is more surprising than the easiness with which the many are governed by the few.”
David Hume
“I can't describe to you how surprised I was to find out I loved her, old sport. I even hoped for a while that she'd throw me over, but she didn't, because she was in love with me too. She thought I knew a lot beacause I knew different things from her....Well, there I was, way off my ambitions, getting deeper in love every minute, and all of a sudden I didn't care. What was the use of doing great things if I could have a better time telling her what I was going to do? Gatsby”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
“There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved: It is God's finger on man's shoulder.”
Charles Morgan
“I am often surprised by the cleverness, and now and again by the stupidity of my dog; and I have similar experiences with mankind”
Arthur Schopenhauer
“Everybody keeps telling me how surprised they are with what I've done. But I'm telling you honestly that it doesn't surprise me. I knew I could do it.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Never be surprised at the crumbling of an idol or the disclosure of a skeleton”
John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton
“One day, about noon, going towards my boat, I was exceedingly surprised with the print of a man's naked foot on the shore, which was very plain to be seen in the sand.”
Daniel Defoe
