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“Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.”
Yakov Smirnoff
“I am surprised nothing has been made of the fact that astronaut Neil Armstrong carried no sidearms when he landed on the moon”
Arthur J. Goldberg
“Approach the game with no preset agendas and you'll probably come away surprised at your overall efforts.”
Phil Jackson
“I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats.”
John Mayer
“A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.”
Wilson Mizner
“Sir, Sunday morning, although recurring at regular and well foreseen intervals, always seems to take this railway by surprise.”
William S. Gilbert
“El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.”
Dan Quayle
“It doesn't surprise me,”
Terry Trippler
“Since the first Super Series game here (in October) he's done a really good job, which doesn't surprise anybody.”
Ricky Ponting
“I'm surprised it's illegal,”
Bode Miller
