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“We like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!”
Gerard Way
“One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his greatest surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't”
Henry Ford
“When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson”
Will Rogers
“Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable.”
Jane Austen
“We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.”
Tre Cool
“Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come your way - how many pleasing things are done for you.”
Claude M. Bristol
“History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.”
Will Stanton
“The secret to humor is surprise.”
Aristotle
“Surprise me. [Answering his wife Carmen to the question: If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?]”
Yogi Berra
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