(3421 quotes found)
“We like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!”
Gerard Way
“One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his greatest surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't”
Henry Ford
“Breast and bosoms I have known Of varied shapes and sizes From poignant disappointments To jubilant surprises”
Waldo Pierce
“By that point, I had started taking singing lessons. And after the first session, I mean, I was surprised that the windows didn't shatter. And after the third session, I really didn't know where this voice had come from.”
Gerard Butler
“Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come your way - how many pleasing things are done for you.”
Claude M. Bristol
“Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.”
Will Stanton
“When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson”
Will Rogers
“Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable.”
Jane Austen
“Surprise me. [Answering his wife Carmen to the question: If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?]”
Yogi Berra
“We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.”
Tre Cool
