(111 quotes found)
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“There ought to be a room in every house to swear in”
Mark Twain
“When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.”
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”
W. C. Fields
“All lovers swear more performance than they are able”
William Shakespeare
“When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her, though know she lies”
“I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f***ing swear a lot.”
Green Day
“And I swear that I don't have a gun”
Kurt Cobain
“The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.”
“"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all I want. I don't want the tartar and I don't want the cavaties. And I want white teeth. How come I have to choose? And then they have the 'Colgate Total' that supposedly has everything in there. I don't believe that for one second. If it's all in the one, how come they make all the others? Who's going: "I don't mind the tartar so much."?"”
Ellen DeGeneres
