(365 quotes found)
“I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!"”
Stephen Wright
“Somewhere along the line I made the switch and was able to look at the bight side rather than the dark side all the time. Now I look at everything I have and think how lucky I am.”
Michelle Pfeiffer
“There is no off position on the genius switch.”
David Letterman
“Make sense who may. I switch off.”
Samuel Beckett
“I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.”
Humphrey Bogart
“My dad taught me to switch-hit. He and my grandfather, who was left-handed, pitched to me everyday after school in the back yard. I batted lefty against my dad and righty against my granddad.”
Mickey Mantle
“I cut the emergency switch just in time to keep 'Winnie Mae' from making an exhibition of herself by standing on her nose. That would have been fatal to our hopes.”
Wiley Post
“It's great to just disappear, grab a suitcase, switch the answering machine on and just go somewhere else.”
Dido Armstrong
“There is no off switch on a tiger”
Proverb
“I cannot switch my voice. My voice is not like an elevator going up and down.”
Maria Callas
