(415 quotes found)
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
Dave Barry
“It's like having a little tape recorder in your head that is playing at an incredibly high speed at an incredibly low volume. A little voice telling you about all the things you'd seen and considered, and your thoughts, and you just want to get them out of your head. They can tend to get into your work.”
Peter Plagens
“If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on many different subjects, the confidentiality of the office of the president would always be suspect.”
Richard M. Nixon
“I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know if someone's tape recording what you say.”
“The one thing I learned about myself going back and watching tapes of all the losses that we've had is that I'm physically capable of doing this and dominating the game, but the mental part was not there. I don't know if it comes with age, but I had to learn to be mentally tough.”
Lisa Leslie
“There seems to be a two-month pattern, usually two months after the release of a tape there has been an attack somewhere in the world.”
Sajjan Gohel
“I tend to clam up with a tape recorder in front of me-I hesitate for prudent reasons, so I don't say as much.”
Anton LaVey
“I say all sorts of things on that line. When they produce a tape with me abusing on that phone I will prove to them that my phone is being tapped.”
Amar Singh
“We can, however, confirm that no one is suggesting the tape depicts anything but the activities of consenting adults.”
Allan Mayer
“They specifically said no tape exists because of recording equipment malfunctioned.”
Al Lasso
