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“And there’s others like taxidermist! You can’t just go, “Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand,” you know? You’ve gotta want to be! “I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. (mimes stuffing an animal) I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it’s really quite tight.””
Eddie Izzard
“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist”
Camille Paglia
“There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.”
Mortimer Caplin
“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”
Mark Twain
