(204 quotes found)
“Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.”
Dan Castellaneta
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
Dorothy Parker
“You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.”
Walt Disney
“I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything”
William Shakespeare
“"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".”
Tom Lehrer
“Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was, that they escaped teething”
Mark Twain
“Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache”
Hungarian Proverb
“A dog that intends to bite does not bear its teeth.”
Turkish Proverb
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.”
Rodney Dangerfield
