(1579 quotes found)
“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
George Gobal
“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
Woody Allen
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“I want to use television not only to entertain, but to help people lead better lives.”
Oprah Winfrey
“In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.”
Erma Bombeck
“The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little.”
Ray Bradbury
“If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.”
John Lennon
“Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”
Bill Hicks
“In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.”
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