(1175 quotes found)
“Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.”
David Letterman
“I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill”
Victoria Wood
“Every picture tells a story.”
Proverb
“There's a line in the picture where he snarls, 'Nobody tells me what to do.' That's exactly how I've felt all my life.”
Marlon Brando
“The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.”
Sid Caesar
“If you say that the history of the Church is a long succession of scandals, you are telling the truth, though if that is all you say, you are distorting the truth”
Gerald Vann
“Truth disappears with the telling of it”
Lawrence Durrell
“I could go on for hours telling stories..but I guess youhad to be there”
Jimmy Buffett
“When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're nuts.”
Larry Ellison
“Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.”
Carey Williams
