(5 quotes found)
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor”
George Carlin
“If I'd had any idea what he was up to, I wouldn't have had that sixth shot of tequila so I could have been more sober for all those interviews afterward,”
Dierks Bentley
“An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.”
Tori Amos
“Tequila: medicine with teeth.”
Sadee Whip
“Tequila is for shots -- Patron is for sipping.”
Nancy Bagley
