(35 quotes found)
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
George Carlin
“Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.”
Richard Lewis
“Stephen McCarthy is another great addition out of the Dallas Texans. While he has a quiet personality off the field, his impact on the field is what impressed me the most. He has great presence in the midfield by winning balls but also in dividing them. His club team is proven to be among the best in the country and in my mind he is a big reason for their success.”
Cameron Rast
“It's the one day of the year when everybody in the world can be a Texan and celebrate it. We have a unique state. We have a unique character.”
Charles Yates
“[If you thought wholesale changes were on the way for the Texans, you're going to be disappointed. There apparently won't be a single significant change on the coaching staff or in the front office. Don't expect any flashy free-agent signings, either.] We're not one player away, ... We have to keep making good, steady progress.”
Charley Casserly
“Davis, through hard work, has improved his play from the first day he arrived with the Texans, and we feel confident he will continue to flourish in the years to come.”
“Texans for a Republican Majority did tender cause to be delivered and delivered to the Republican National Committee a check in the amount of $190,000, the check being for the same bank...”
Chris Matthews
“The whole state of Texas has really stepped up on this thing, and I'm especially proud to be a Texan today.”
Tracy Byrd
“[Texans for Public Justice, an anti-corruption group based in Texas applauded the indictment.] No jury can undo the outcome of Texas 2002 elections, ... but the justice system must punish those who criminally conspire to undermine democracy no matter how powerful they may be. If we are to be a democracy, then powerful politicians cannot flout such laws with impunity.”
Craig McDonald
“Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens”
Cynthia Nelms