(527 quotes found)
“They say California's the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale.”
Dan Rather
“Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking."”
George W. Bush
“I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has a lot of electrical votes.”
Yogi Berra
“Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]”
“If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it's good enough for Texas.”
Ma Ferguson
“I got beat up up in Texas because my bootlaces were the wrong color.”
Fairuza Balk
“I cried all the way here. I cried in Texas. I'm crying now; you may not see it.”
Patrick Thomas
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
George Carlin
“I'm a gambler, and now I'm betting on Texas,”
Kinky Friedman
