(27 quotes found)
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
“We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet.”
Max Walker
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
Ally McBeal
“You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see yourself one and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of.”
Claire Danes
“I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago, ... I had some issues.”
Tony Soprano
“I feel like I'm speaking with my therapist.”
Libba Bray
“Two therapists help keep her feet headed forward to retrain her muscles and nerves how to walk properly.”
Colin Dunnigan
“The therapist is no joke. A lot of what appear to be legal or financial problems are really emotional problems.”
Dan Rottenberg
“I believe in physical therapists now, ... They told me it would take longer for the muscle to heal than the bone.”
Angela Moore
“The only people there for me were God, my family, my agent (Ken Kremer), my physical therapist and Notre Dame. Having Notre Dame was big because when I was on my couch, unable to walk, I had a few job offers on the table. That was because of Notre Dame alumni.”
Darrell Campbell