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“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor”
George Carlin
“One that lies three thirds and uses a known truth to pass a thousand nothings with, should be once heard and thrice beaten.”
William Shakespeare
“Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.”
Casey Stengel
“After three days without reading, talk becomes flavorless”
Chinese Proverbs
“"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."”
Gerard Way
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“Two or three things I know for sure, and one of them is that if we are not beautiful to each other, we cannot know beauty in any form.”
Dorothy Allison
“There are three things to aim at in public speaking: first, to get into your subject, then to get your subject into yourself, and lastly, to get your subject into the heart of your audience”
Alexander Gregg
“There are three methods to gaining wisdom. The first is reflection, which is the highest. The second is limitation, which is the easiest. The third is experience, which is the bitterest.”
Confucius
“By three methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest; second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third, by experience, which is the most bitter.”