(6825 quotes found)
“USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.”
David Letterman
“Three years ago I was forty... forty! Four-oh! That slipped out. Now I suddenly feel as if I've taken all my clothes off.”
Bette Davis
“There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.”
Casey Stengel
“There are three forms of visual art: Painting is art to look at, sculpture is art you can walk around, and architecture is art you can walk through”
Dan Rice
“New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.”
Barry Humphries
“Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.”
Frank Sinatra
“When shall we three meet again,in thunder, lightning or in rain.”
Madelein L'Engle
“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.”
Bill Maher
“I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass”
Phyllis Diller
“No one can remember more than three points.”
Philip Crosby