(1140 quotes found)
“I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.”
Lefty Gomez
“One may go a long way after one is tired”
French Proverb
“To endure is greater than to dare; to tire out hostile fortune; to be daunted by no difficulty; to keep heart when all have lost it; to go through intrigue spotless; to forego even ambition when the end is gained - who can say this is not greatness?”
William Makepeace Thackeray
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
Joe E. Lewis
“A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.”
Samuel McChord Crothers
“Since I grew tired of the chaseAnd search, I learned to find;And since the wind blows in my face,I sail with every wind.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“I'm fed up with it. I'm sick and tired of the delays, tired of the waiting. I'm hanging it up. You can have it. This flight will be my last flight.”
Raymond Davidson
“An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.”
Terry Pratchett
“I had grown tired of standing in the lean and lonely front line facing the greatest enemy that ever confronted man-public opinion”
Clarence Darrow
“The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. "Uh-oh," he thought. "This watering hole is reserved for skeletons."”
Jack Handy
