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“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
Winston Churchill
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
Oscar Wilde
“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”
Britney Spears
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”
Dave Barry
“It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry”
Henry Louis Mencken
“The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight"”
Lori Gottlieb
“Basically we are all the same human beings with the same potential to be a good human being or a bad human being ... The important thing is to realize the positive side and try to increase that; realize the negative side and try to reduce. That's the way.”
Dalai Lama
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
Joseph Conrad
“Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known.”
Blaise Pascal
“Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player”
Albert Einstein