(6 quotes found)
“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“Sometimes I think children are the worst people alive. And even if they're not - even if some smiling toddler is as pure as Evian - it's only a matter of time ... As far as I can tell, the nicest thing you can say about children is that they haven't done anything terrible yet.”
Chuck Klosterman
“The days of the $150 pair of toddler jeans, the $1,000 high-chair and the $2,000 leather-lined stroller are upon us and manufacturers as well as retailers are accommodating. However, these consumers are also big on nostalgia, high-quality durable items that will last through multiple baby-lives, high-tech features that will make their lives easier, and high-fashion at bargain prices.”
Don Montuori
“What person would walk a toddler over the train tracks. Even if her baby is in that stroller -- her baby is 3 months old, he's not going to run away. I don't get it.”
Nicole Wilson
“Anthony's place at the table since he was a toddler was next to mine, ... Now that seat is empty.”
Roseanne
“He was just a little bitty toddler when he lived here.”
Al Sevier
