(68 quotes found)
“maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet”
Chuck Palahniuk
“I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?”
Wendy Liebman
“Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.”
Iggy Pop
“Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.”
Peter Nivio Zarlenga
“You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet”
Alan King
“Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.”
Beck Hansen
“If I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting.”
Sharon Osbourne
“Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.”
Daphne Zuniga
“If a woman were about to proceed to her execution, she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet”
Chamfort
“If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.”
Bruce Springsteen
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