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“Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo”
Paul Simon
“They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.”
Yasmine Bleeth
“My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Of course, the mother I know the most about is the mother of our little group. She has been for 22 years trying to raise to maturity four children, three by birth and one by marriage. While she hasn't done a good job, the poor soul has done all that mortal human could do with the material she had to work with.”
Will Rogers
“Father told me if I ever met a lady in a (very low-cut) dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes”
Prince Charles
“CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another. When Zeno was told that one of his enemies was no more he was observed to be deeply moved. "What!" said one of his disciples, "you weep at the death of an enemy?" "Ah, 'tis true," replied the great Stoic; "but you should see me smile at the death of a friend."”
Ambrose Bierce
“I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking; so full of valor that they smote the air, for breathing in their faces, beat the ground for kissing of their feet.”
William Shakespeare
“[My wife] told me one of the sweetest things one could hear-"I am not jealous. But I am truly sad for all the actresses who embrace you and kiss you while acting, for with them, you are only pretending."”
Joseph Cotten
“It was a perfect night for a train. The occasional whistle told Louis of all the farewells he had ever known.”
Charles Turner
“I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.”
Spike Milligan
“The truth is, I was afraid the day I walked into Stanford," she told the 2001 graduation ceremony. "And I was afraid the day I walked out.”
Carly Fiorina
