(311 quotes found)
“Now I can wear heels. (on divorcing Tom Cruise)”
Nicole Kidman
“I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does”
Mark Twain
“Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I am in for the night....Not even later, it's the kind with the fruit on the bottom. Thanks anyway. Have fun." "Oh...Sorry I'm late...Traffic. Hm. Really? How you think I got here? Hellacoptered in?”
Ellen DeGeneres
“Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.”
Conan O'Brien
“Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded system to warn the public about different states of danger. Red is the highest state of alert, and it means that Dick Cheney is about to eat a mozzarella stick.”
“I talked with Tom Hanks. I saw that movie 'Turner and Hooch' at least 50 times. It took all my guts to go up to him. I went up to him, I was like, 'Can I have a picture?' We talked acting; he wanted to know what I was doing. We talked a little tennis. I mean, he knew all about myself and my sister.”
Serena Williams
“I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily he [Tom Cruise] does.”
“Here, a sheer hulk, lies poor Tom Bowling,/ The darling of our crew.”
Charles Dibdin
“I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]”
Roseanne
“To sum up Tom in one word would be: feminine.”
Blink 182
