(295 quotes found)
“UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons.”
Dave Barry
“When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise?”
Terry Pratchett
“A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.”
H. H. Munro
“We recommend that no one eat more than two tons of turkey-that's what it would take to poison someone.”
Elizabeth Whelan
“Khrushchev should get a one-ton medal.”
Mao Tse-Tung
“You're invited to tons of parties, and you'll wear these shoes and that dress, and it can be enticing, but I think it also sucks you dry. If you do it a little, sure, it's fun, but too much and you start to lose your footing.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal
“There's so much negative imagery of black fatherhood. I've got tons of friends that are doing the right thing by their kids, and doing the right thing as a father -- and how come that's not as newsworthy?”
Will Smith
“Tons of women would love to have sex with me. I hate the image of black men as promiscuous and unable to control themselves sexually. I don't like that image.”
“They had the momentum of the game going their way. I have to give them a ton of credit ... we gave them an inch and they took it.”
Ty Griffith
“I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.”
Sarah Silverman
