(16 quotes found)
“"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".”
Tom Lehrer
“You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.”
H. R. Haldeman
“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in!”
“The glowing magma emerges like redhot toothpaste from a long, wide crack and then crawls into the Pacific, creating a tall, furious cloud of steam.”
Robert Gross
“It's kinda like a toothpaste commercial, but there's no product.”
Neil Young
“If I packaged toothpaste and told you you were gonna get half the toothpaste in the tube, you probably wouldn't buy it.”
Nicole Kidman
“Pricing a concert ticket is very different from pricing a Lexus or toothpaste. Apparently he's been fundraising outside, selling bootleg T-shirts and scalping tickets.”
Mick Jagger
“She's working on brushing her own teeth. She can't quite squeeze the toothpaste on her own, so we help.”
Colin Dunnigan
“Sometimes it comes out violently and sometimes it oozes out like a tube of toothpaste. And that's what it's doing right now.”
Peter Cervelli
“We want to get some one-gallon bags and put together things like a toothbrush, toothpaste, a razor, soap, hand sanitizer and a comb, ... It would save Randy and Terre having to sort everything. If people feel clean, they feel better about themselves. It's the little things we just take for granted.”
Dennis Richards
